Proof-Facts

As a man of many interests, I attended a WNBA game this weekend between the Indiana Fever and New York Liberty.  Many who know me would tell you that is the last place you would ever see me, but I’ll tell what, those lesbo’s almost sold me.   The fun I had keeping track of missed layups (15-30 for the game) and passes to no one (12) kept my interest piqued right to the very end.  After the 3rd the two teams had combined for an unthinkable 11-18 on layups.  You read that right, WNBA players were shooting at a 61.1% clip from 2 feet and in.

As I sat in  disbelief at the teams taking a run at the holy grail of a 50% plus shooting from 2 feet, they fell back to earth.  In a shooting display the likes of which many WNBA fans have seen before, the teams went on an epic 4-12 run to close the game and finish at a still high percentage (for women).

When watching the game played at that high of level you get to thinking things like: What if all these women had been aborted, what would I be doing right now?  Alas, without a time machine, a back alley, and a hanger I’ll never know the answer to that question.

So Steve Jobs got a transplant to save his life, and the transplant list keepers say he was  the sickest man on the list.  Well, I doubt that very much.  Especially considering the following:

Steve Jobs keeps farms of kids in foreign countries so he can harvest their organs when he needs them.  How else could a liver be so easily delivered?  Statistics that I didn’t just make up show that only 1 in 75 people on the waiting list ever get a liver.

He also feeds only on the aborted fetus’ of women he impregnates soley for this purpose.  He does this to get the precious stem cells needed to keep himself young.

So as this shows, mac fanboys are just perpuating the slaughter of young children the world over just so they can get their hands on the next iphone app that doesn’t matter.  Also, your OS is based on linux, but you get to overpay by about 1000%.