Nov 16 2009

Swine Flu Invincible

jbritz

A lady at work recently got the swine flu and has survived, but is now withholding the antibodies in a truly insidious move.  If I can get some of her blood and mix it with mine then I can become invincible to the swine flu.   I think the selfishness evident here is of the worst kind.  I mean, if I had precious antibodies in my blood that could be mixed with the blood of commoners to save them from their ills, then I would share it.  Now, would I charge them for it, of course, but the antibodies would be available for purchase.  This lady is simply hoarding them all for herself when she is already swine flu invincible.  She should be expecting a call from my lawyer about this issue.