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B.O. or Aids

On the surface this seems like an easy decision, and when the facts are examined, it is, the answer is aids. B.O. might be the most damaging thing that can happen to a person, socially and in the work environment.

Lets take a look at a couple of cases, one has B.O. and the other has aids.


The first guy sleeps on newspapers or in the subway when the police don't run him off. He begs for food, money, and anything else that he thinks might be worth some something. When seen on the street people avoid him like the plague and cover their mouths in horror. He collects cans and digs in the trash for God knows what.

The second guy is a millionaire, is on tv regularly, and oh yeah is part owner of the Los Angeles Lakers. Also, this guy slept with like a thousand chicks, and he can dunk. When seen on the street people flock to him to get autographs, pictures, or just to talk to him. His friends range from famous athletes to actors.


Who would you rather be? That's right, the second guy. Guess what? Yeah, he's the one with aids. So there you have it aids is more desirable than B.O.

--Jbritz