HorseMouth
Julia Roberts has way too many teeth. A regular person has 32 teeth while HorseMouth has around 647 teeth. All of which are twice the size of regular people teeth. Also, HorseMouth thinks it's attractive to completely open her mouth and display all 647 teeth when she thinks something is funny. She is wrong.
The interesting fact about HorseMouth is that the FBI only allows her to brush her teeth once a day because if she brushed twice a day like most people do the rest of America would not have toothpaste. As it stands now she uses so much toothpaste that tiny starving kids in Africa can't brush their teeth at night, and that's the only food those kids get. So basically HorseMouth is responsible for all the starving kids in Africa. It's science.
Here are two photos for your perusal:
As you can tell, Roberts was clearly sired by a horse.
--Jbritz