Batman 3 – Oceans 14

jbritz

This movie would be awesome. You get the guys from Ocean’s 13 and they get together to do their next job. As it turns out they are looking to rob some famous art/vase/crap no one cares about from some random millionaire who happens to be Bruce Wayne. So they go through all the planning and make their witty remarks the whole way.

Next they break in and are prowling around the house when BOOM! Batman comes in and FUCKS THEM UP! I don’t even care that Danny Ocean used to be Batman and that fact should tip him off about robbing Bruce Wayne. He forgot about it due to amnesia he has because he got hypnotized to forget having sex with HorseMouth or he contracted it while making out with Jason Bourne (you can get it that way, just like parkinsons). Plus you have a sweet fight scene when Batman fights Tyler Durden.

BOOM, you got about $500 million worth of profits on your hands.


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