Nov 29 2010

Gnome Do Rules Your Vagina

jbritz

Like the title says gnome do rules vaginas hard, and you should check it out. I’ve been looking for sleek desktop themes and tricks for quite some time. Both to make me more efficient and to make me feel like I’m in the future and shit. I want my desktop to make me feel like that if I dreamt up The Matrix that when I woke up I would be depressed at how outdated my dreams are. I’d probably replace the main chick in that movie with a chick who is actually hot too, but thats me and my weird fetish for attractive female leads.

Anyway I installed do at work awhile ago, but failed to fully utilize it. More honestly, I only used it to occasionally launch chrome or whatever. Not exactly a breakthrough of epic proportions. However, the last few days I decided to play some more with refining my desktop and have basically replaced all UI on my desktop with do. I no longer have gnome panels at all. All traditional interface items have been replaced by a conky script and do, together they are my entire desktop interface. Any panel app info I want is displayed by conky, and all other things do is handling. I already used key bindings as much as possible (I use vimium for chrome browsing) so the less desktop clutter the better.

Quick searches will turn up any app, even if you can’t remember it’s name specifically. You can install plugins that allow you do almost anything (Start chats, add items to your google calendar etc.). Maybe I will tire of not being able to see all open apps immediately since there is no panel applet to check, but for now it’s not bothering me at all. This is desktop minimalism at work. I would post a screenshot, but really what’s the point. It’s just a background of Darth Vader. Yes, I’m into technology, I’m into Star Wars, and I slay more vagina than you.

So go over to http://do.davebsd.com/ and check it out, or not, I don’t give a fuck.


Jun 25 2009

I’m tired of Mactards

jbritz

So Steve Jobs got a transplant to save his life, and the transplant list keepers say he was  the sickest man on the list.  Well, I doubt that very much.  Especially considering the following:

Steve Jobs keeps farms of kids in foreign countries so he can harvest their organs when he needs them.  How else could a liver be so easily delivered?  Statistics that I didn’t just make up show that only 1 in 75 people on the waiting list ever get a liver.

He also feeds only on the aborted fetus’ of women he impregnates soley for this purpose.  He does this to get the precious stem cells needed to keep himself young.

So as this shows, mac fanboys are just perpuating the slaughter of young children the world over just so they can get their hands on the next iphone app that doesn’t matter.  Also, your OS is based on linux, but you get to overpay by about 1000%.