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	<description>WikiLeaks is a front for the C.I.A.</description>
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		<title>How to sign a card</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 06:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife asked me to sign a birthday card for my brother today. The card read as follows: To a very special guy&#8230; Then on the inside: Have a great birthday. I pondered the situation for second. I first considered writing: &#8220;And by special we mean retarded.&#8221; But that seemed to harsh for a birthday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turnover rates</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A thought on turnover rates and what they indicate in a given company. Lets take a look at the life cycle of an employee: New employee, works hard to impress. That is, until they figure out the job, start slacking. Become liability, get canned. Ergo, The higher the turnover rate, the better the company! A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Groove Shark is Awesome</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here at proof-facts we don&#8217;t usually go pimping things.  Especially things that don&#8217;t pay us, but, despite this I will give grooveshark.com some love.  You can listen to any song you want there, in it&#8217;s entirety, for free.  None of that pandora bullshit where you set a station and hope to hear the song you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pepsi is Good for you Dan!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 18:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pepsi is now a health food because your body has to burn calories to bring the temperature down to your body&#8217;s temperature.]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu Invincible</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Swine Flu Antibodies must not be hoarded.]]></description>
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		<title>Found Alive, Dick in Jar of Applesauce</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jbritz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are ever going to be caught do anything perverse or sexual in nature then this is it. Not only is it the best way to be found dead, but after further review, it&#8217;s the best way to be found alive. There is no explanation, nothing to say that can save the situation. &#8220;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Found Dead, Dick in Jar of Applesauce</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 18:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jbritz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After seeing several celebrity deaths in the last few years, some having the body discovered naked, or in an odd position, the topic of what is the best way to be found dead came up. The best way to be found dead is completely naked with your dick in a jar of applesauce. This revelation [...]]]></description>
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		<title>B.O. or Aids</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jbritz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the surface this seems like an easy decision, and when the facts are examined, it is, the answer is aids. B.O. might be the most damaging thing that can happen to a person, socially and in the work environment. Lets take a look at a couple of cases, one has B.O. and the other [...]]]></description>
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