Flying Kills
Most people are no longer afraid of flying. Most people are idiots. It is widely believed that flying is safe, this is a lie. People will tell you that statistically speaking, the chances of the plane you are on crashing are minuscule. Well these people are retarded, and using some kind of statistical analysis created by apes, and not those apes that speak sign language, these apes have a learning disability.
You see, this is how it breaks down. Before the plane takes off, the chances of a plane crash are very small, and after you land, the chances of a plane crash happening are also very small. However, from the time the plane you are on gets on the runway until the time you get off the plane the chances of a crash are 50%.
You see the only two possibilities are:
- Landing safely
- Plane crash
That makes the odds 50/50. This fact is indisputable, trust me I have a math minor.
Note: It has been pointed out to me that since some douchebag landed a plane in the Hudson river that my math is somehow off. Well motherfucker, first of all, he LANDED it in the river, had he crashed it into the river then it would have been game over. Also, planes land in water all the time, so fuck off.
Also, go here. I did it first try mr. hero.