I Got the Fever
As a man of many interests, I attended a WNBA game this weekend between the Indiana Fever and New York Liberty. Many who know me would tell you that is the last place you would ever see me, but I’ll tell what, those lesbo’s almost sold me. The fun I had keeping track of missed layups (15-30 for the game) and passes to no one (12) kept my interest piqued right to the very end. After the 3rd the two teams had combined for an unthinkable 11-18 on layups. You read that right, WNBA players were shooting at a 61.1% clip from 2 feet and in.
As I sat in disbelief at the teams taking a run at the holy grail of a 50% plus shooting from 2 feet, they fell back to earth. In a shooting display the likes of which many WNBA fans have seen before, the teams went on an epic 4-12 run to close the game and finish at a still high percentage (for women).
When watching the game played at that high of level you get to thinking things like: What if all these women had been aborted, what would I be doing right now? Alas, without a time machine, a back alley, and a hanger I’ll never know the answer to that question.