Roadside Intimidation Tactics 101
A couple of weeks back the Magna Carta (of disobedience) was driving down the main road in his town ( a smaller town consisting of about 10,000 people) when a large man on a four-wheeler decides it would be awesome and prudent to cut him off. This set him off of course, so he yelled some things in his car as went to pass the guy. It happened that his windows were down and the man heard him and replied by calling him asshole and saying that they could pull over and fight if he wanted. Sweetness (Magna Carta a.k.a. Sweetness) couldn’t believe his ears so he pulled over and went up to the guy. This guy was a larger fellow as I mentioned so Sweetness decided that full intimidation was needed before they would come to blows. So he started yelling, not words but just noises and beating his chest in a quote “mad man beast mode”. This tactic was followed by dropping to all fours and completing several mule kicks into the air while yelling “he-haw, he he-haw.” It was at this point the four-wheeler rider had seen enough and remounted his machine saying “Fuck this, you’re crazy.” Sweetness, undeterred, continued his mule kicks and he-hawing until another pedestrian, an older lady, pulled over and asked if he was okay. He said he was fine and proceeded to his mother’s house for dinner.
For those of you who don’t know what a mule kick is, it’s simple. Ask yourself how does a mule kick? Rear legs only, so thats how you do it. Hands on the ground, and kick your feet out into the air making mule sounds. The moral of the story is that Sweetnees is a grizzly damn bear and anyone else would have gotten their ass kicked like a little 12 year old girl so go fuck yourself.